Shithead

"A woman insists her pet's name belongs on his tombstone even though others say the name is obscene and has no place in a cemetery"

The story is, a woman in Kentucky purchased a plot for both herself and her dog. After the dog passed away, she had the monument erected with the Rat Terrier's name on it. "Shithead". I find it to be a perfectly acceptable name, but that could be because I love the movie The Jerk with Steve Martin.
- You shouldn't call that dog a hero, you should call him Shithead!